How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

whats black and large -me

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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