- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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