- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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