- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Abortion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why dont they make black forks

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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