How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Jesus Christ

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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