Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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