- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Hello.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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