- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

how man

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

You idiot.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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