- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why dont they make black forks

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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