Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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read this sentence again.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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