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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

why dont they make black forks

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Abortion.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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