- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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