- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

You idiot.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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