- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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