- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Once upon a time a was born

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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