- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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