- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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