- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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