If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

You idiot.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Once upon a time a was born

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...