- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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