- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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