What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Anti Joke

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