- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.