- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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