- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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