Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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