- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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