- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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