What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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