what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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