Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's the new green? Green

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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