- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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