That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Anti Joke

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