- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

womens rights.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Knock knock It's open, come in

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

salad days!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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