- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Hello.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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