- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Fat? Jesse Z

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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