Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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