If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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