- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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