What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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