- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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