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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I wrote a funny joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A fat guy!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

i wonder who made this website? a human

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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