You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Micheal Curran...that is all.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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