- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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