- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

whats gay and american? a gay american

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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