Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A dog was barking at a tree

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Anti Joke

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