- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the dog die? He was old

every knight i see an owl at window

How come anti jokes r funny

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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