What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

your face

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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