- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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