- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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