- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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