Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

I'm Batman.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do I hate? people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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