- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

autistic kids rock

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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