- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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