When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Tunechi

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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