- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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