- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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