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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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