- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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