- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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