- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Women's rights.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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