- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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