- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Good job, son.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

women's rights

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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