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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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