- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Large 4

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A sober Irish individual.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Guest what in the butt

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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