- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Badabing.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

silver bullet?

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

This is an anti-joke.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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