- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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