What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

I <3 Hitler

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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