- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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