What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's big and long? My dick.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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