knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

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