Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

thumb_up thumb_down -12

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

thumb_up thumb_down -12

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops