roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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watch me nae nae

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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