Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

knock knock Dave's not here.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Anti Joke

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