- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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