What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why did the black guy die? cancer

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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