- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Here's a joke for you, my life...

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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