what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Barack Obama

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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