What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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