- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

knock knock whos there open open who the door

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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