Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Your mother is so fat.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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