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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Where's my tractor?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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