- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Andoni was here

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

my egg roll

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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