- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

I'm Coming

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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