I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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