Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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