The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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13 =B you just learned something

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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