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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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