- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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