A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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woman's rights

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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