- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

AIDS

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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