- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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